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    they bite!!

    I was at the coast this weekend and got chomped by a horse fly,boy they hurt when they bite and you bleed like a stuck pig,its a red painful swelling this morning,nothing stops them,the fly like they are drunk but you cant swat them and they follow and home in like a cruise missile.I am going to carry a ping pong bat, OOOOOWWWW!
    Young men sow wild oats.Old men grow sage.

    #2
    ooch! nothing worse... Try Sudocrem cream, it will take down the swelling, good stuff for any kind of bite or skin injury!

    You don't usually get them near the coast!

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      #3
      Originally posted by jayjay View Post
      ooch! nothing worse... Try Sudocrem cream, it will take down the swelling, good stuff for any kind of bite or skin injury!

      You don't usually get them near the coast!
      This damn thing had a swim suit on,I swear it was trying to bite my leg off.It was 3/4 of an inch long!!!!!
      They actually bite a chunk out of you!!!!

      I am using stockley patent potion:
      1 part corticosteroid cream
      1 part antihistamine cream,
      1 part local anaesthetic gel
      1 part savlon cream
      mix well apply liberally,& brandy and asprin by mouth ad lib.
      If that fails order a wooden leg.
      Young men sow wild oats.Old men grow sage.

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        #4
        Ian, i use Avon Skin so Soft spray (green one) The Consultant in the hospital advised me to use it as i take an adverse reaction when bitten by the blighters. So far i haven't been back to the hospital since using it.

        At least you could give it a try.

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          #5
          Good stuff that Sudocream, I use it all the time. Great for bites, stings, rashes.

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            #6
            Originally posted by pendel View Post
            Good stuff that Sudocream, I use it all the time. Great for bites, stings, rashes.
            My Granny used a FLIT spray,it had a sort of charm,
            a bit of FLIT
            shot out of it,
            and went straight up her arm

            with apologies to pam ayres.

            My particular potion seems to be working well, at least the brandy bit!!
            Young men sow wild oats.Old men grow sage.

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              #7
              I feel sorry for the whoresfly.

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                #8
                your all heart Nigel
                Young men sow wild oats.Old men grow sage.

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                  #9
                  That Sudocream stuff. Is it just pretending to be a cream?

                  DJSooz

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by djsooz View Post
                    That Sudocream stuff. Is it just pretending to be a cream?
                    Nice one Sooz.
                    Graham
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                      #11
                      They bite too!

                      My sympathies, but hang on, it was just ONE fly, even if a monster. Three weeks ago we were in the Vendee, France, and there was a PLAGUE of ladybirds! There were billions of them, blowing in from the sea for several days, over at least 20 miles of coast (God knows from where, there's nothing out there until America) and they bite too!

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