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    saw santa driving his roma home along stony lane christchurch at 2pm today,now we know what he really uses,we were told it was sledge but it just goes to show what incredible space there must be in a romahome:so happy:

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    You should've got a picture. I'd love to see Santa in a Roma. :so happy:

    Anyone got a Romahome and a Santa suit?
    Graham
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      health and safety and discrimination issues

      May be a little late to remind you all of these important issues
      Oh tidings of comfort and joy....

      All employees planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required, addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public - safety belts must be fitted, with provision for infants. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers, who may be horizontally challenged. Please note that permission must also be obtained, in writing, from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations (i.e. non-Christians), we would request that laughter is moderate only, and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.

      Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning, or required to watch their flocks by night. While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras, from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all users of this facility are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks.
      The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shining his/her glory all around, s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.

      Following last years well-publicised case, everyone is advised that Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer. Further to this, any exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.

      While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded, while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such as aromatic resins, that may evoke allergic reactions.

      Finally, in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a manger without a crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly to discuss the matter with his parents.

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        #4
        oops sorry for duplication

        REading further into the forum I see that my previous post has already been posted by someone else - sorry

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